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Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Inconceivable! You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Mawidge...mawidge is what bwings us togewer today... Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.
-No more rhymes now, I mean it.
-Anybody want a peanut?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...